Quotables

Kids will say the darndest things. Sometimes they aren't even THAT funny, but they make me smile. I thought I'd share some with you.

Yesterday I overheard one of my little girls that was waiting for class reading the posted signs to her grandma. Here's how she interpreted the one that says: "Please keep your children off the wall":
Summer said, "Please keep your chickens off the wall."
Thanks, Summer...we'll keep that in mind just in case we bring our chickens to the gym with us.

Mary Kate was pumped yesterday due to her mother's incentive:
"If I don't pee pee in my pull-up for the WHOLE DAY I get a toy!!"

Audrey was about to show me a skill she'd been working on and I asked her, "Audrey, is this going to be any good or should I just come back later?" She said "I'm gonna rock your world."

Then there's Fizz who yelled my name across the gym in her little country accent. I said, "What, Fizz?" She goes, "I forgot." Five minutes later...the same thing. I think she just wants an excuse to yell across the gym.

Caroline calls my boss, "Coach with no hair"

The twins wanted to pray for their dad, because "everytime he goes to the bathroom he has diahrea."

Tater-tot said, "My mom said having a baby is kinda like having to poop, except it comes out the other hole and you have to push a lot harder."

Needless to say, every day in Coach Rockstar's world is an adventure :)